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Wisdom of Will Rogers
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n putting' it back in.
If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter
came along and shot him .The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
When you're throwing' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves
Reasons why Harley's are better than women:
Harley's only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
Harley's curves never sag.
Harley's last longer.
Harley's don't get pregnant.
You can ride a Harley any time of the month.
Harley's don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can kick your Harley to wake it up.
You can share your Harley with your friends. (Never! -
If your Harley makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
You only need to get a new belt for your Harley when the old one is
REALLY WORN.
If your Harley smokes, you can do something about it.
Harley's don't care about how many other Harley's you have ridden.
When riding, you and your Harley both arrive at the same time.
Harley's don't mind if you look at other Harley's, or if you buy
motorcycle magazines.
New Harley's must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them,
you don't get them.
If your Harley goes flat, you can fix it.
If your Harley is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your Harley is too soft, you can get different shocks.
If your Harley is misaligned, you don't have to have long discussions
to correct it.
You can have a beer while riding your Harley.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Harley.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood tests to register your
Harley.
If you say bad things to your Harley, you don't have to apologize
before you can ride it again.
You can ride a Harley as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Harley after you dump
it.
Harley's always feel like being ridden.
Harley's don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
Your Harley never wants a night out alone with the other Harley's.
Harley's don't care if you are late.
You don't have to take a shower before riding your Harley.
It's always OK to use tie downs on your Harley.
If your Harley doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get diseases from a Harley you don't know very well.
If you get rid of your Harley it doesn't get to keep half of your
stuff.
If you leave town you don't have to worry if your Harley is letting
somebody else ride it.
You can trade your Harley in for a newer model without paying alimony.
Your Harley doesn't mind if you play with it in public. Hey! Not all
women are opposed to that...some even prefer it!!
Your Harley has an off switch. You can totally ignore your Harley as
long as you want.
Your Harley won't get offended if you suggest bigger, aftermarket
headlights.
You know exactly how much your Harley is going to take out of your
checking account each month.
Your Harley doesn't expect foreplay.
Your Harley doesn't want to snuggle after being ridden.
People envy your Harley more the older it gets.
Your Harley doesn't mind waiting outside while you go into a strip
club.
If you don't want your Harley anymore, it's not illegal to sell it.
You can Bore & Stroke it in public & no one cares!
Harley's don't mind having two riders at the same time.
You can sit, drinking a beer & stare at your Harley for hours & it
won't ask you stupid questions!
You can call your Harley anything in the book and still get to ride it
after it's all fired up!
If you take care of your Harley, it will never get to old for you to
ride it.
You can call your Harley a hog and it wont get pissed.
You don't have to give your Harley a ring in order to get a ride! YOU
DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TELL IT YOU LOVE IT!
You can always tell if your Harley is turned on or not.
Unknown Author
Proud To Be White
Someone finally said it.
How many are actually paying attention to this?
Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote Revelation 3:20 on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.
Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis
3:10.
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins Behold, I stand at the door and knock. Genesis 3:10 reads, I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.
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There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc.
And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.
You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" .. And that's OK.
But when I call yu, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, So why are the ghettos the most
dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You Have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-
If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) . We'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day ..
You would call us racists. If we had White History Month We'd be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites to "advance" OUR lives . We'd be racists.
We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce,
And then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that?
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships
... You know we'd be racists. There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ,
Yet if there were "White colleges" .. THAT would be a racist college. In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching
For your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, You would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're Not afraid to announce it.
But when we announce our white pride .. You call us racists.
You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer Shoots
a black gang member or beats up a black drug-
From the law and posing a threat to society . You call him a racist.
I am proud. But, you call me a racist. Why is it that only whites can be racists? There is nothing improper about this
An open letter to a terrorist:
Well, you hit the World Trade Center, but you missed America. You hit the
Pentagon, but you missed America. You used helpless American bodies, to take
out other American bodies, but like a poor marksman, you STILL missed
America.
Why? Because of something you guys will never understand. America isn't
about a building or two, not about financial centers, not about military
centers, America isn't about a place, America isn't even about a bunch of
bodies. America is about an IDEA. An idea, that you can go someplace where
you can earn as much as you can figure out how to, live for the most part,
like you envisioned living, and pursue Happiness. (No guarantees that you'll
reach it, but you can sure try!)
Go ahead and whine your terrorist whine, and chant your terrorist litany:
"If you can not see my point, then feel my pain." This concept is alien to
Americans. We live in a country where we don't have to see your point. But
you're free to have one. We don't have to listen to your speech. But you're
free to say one. Don't know where you got the strange idea that everyone has
to agree with you. We don't agree with each other in this country, almost as
a matter of pride. We're a collection of guys that don't agree, called
States. We united our individual states to protect ourselves from tyranny in
the world. Another idea, we made up on the spot. You CAN make it up as you
go, when it's your country. If you're free enough.
Yeah, we're fat, sloppy, easy-
unfortunate image to project to the world, but it comes of feeling free and
easy about the world you live in. It's unfortunate too, because people
start to forget that when you attack Americans, they tend to fight like a
cornered badger. The first we knew of the War of 1812, was when England
burned Washington D.C. to the ground. Didn't turn out like England thought
it was going to, and it's not going to turn out like you think, either.
Sorry, but you're not the first bully on our shores, just the most recent.
No Marquis of Queensbury rules for Americans, either. We were the FIRST and
so far, only country in the world to use nuclear weapons in anger. Horrific
idea, nowadays? News for you bucko, it was back then too, but we used it
anyway. Only had two of them in the whole world and we used 'em both.
Grandpa Jones worked on the Manhattan Project. Told me once, that right up
until they threw the switch, the physicists were still arguing over whether
the Uranium alone would fission, or whether it would start a fissioning
chain reaction that would eat everything. But they threw the switch anyway,
because we had a War to win. Does that tell you something about American
Resolve?
So who just declared War on us? It would be nice to point to some real
estate, like the good old days. Unfortunately, we're probably at war with
random camps, in far-
Barbary Pirates did, IIRC. Better start sleeping with one eye open.
There's a spirit that tends to take over people who come to this country,
looking for opportunity, looking for liberty, looking for freedom. Even if
they misuse it. The Marielistas that Castro emptied
out of his prisons, were overjoyed to find out how much freedom there was.
First thing they did when they hit our shores, was run out and buy guns. The
ones that didn't end up dead, ended up in prisons. It was a big PITA then
(especially in south Florida), but you're only the newest PITA, not the
first.
You guys seem to be incapable of understanding that we don't live in
America, America lives in US! American Spirit is what it's called. And
killing a few thousand of us, or a few million of us, won't change it. Most
of the time, it's a pretty happy-
crossed in a cowardly manner, then it becomes an entirely different kind of
Spirit. Wait until you see what we do with that Spirit, this time.
Sleep tight, if you can. We're coming.
Charles Brennan
